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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

11.06.2025 06:17

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Nuts and Butts

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Trump always acts like he was forced to be president, that he was chosen by God. Why do we put up with this? This maniac can't focus and get his mind off of being asskissed like an emperor.

No go.

Unacceptable again!

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Which animal has the best sense of smell? - Live Science

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Another attempt resulted in ...

No, not a chance

Did you know God exists? 900+ answers later and no atheist has yet to be successful. Day 8 of asking Atheists to provide a SINGLE argument that demonstrates a cause for the beginning of the universe while avoiding the problem of infinite regression.

Thumbs down again.

Still no good

What can I do when I'm ugly on both outside and inside? What do I do? Cut myself off from the world to make everyones lives better? I'm a monster. I hurt feelings, and I say what was said to me. I feel like I'm nothing but a burden. What do I do?

So, the docs changed it to read

Then came..

Everyone loved it.

What are some examples of a threat to democracy in India?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Freaks and Cheeks

How to Watch Tonight's NBA Finals Indiana Pacers vs. Oklahoma City Thunder Game 1 for Free - CNET

Loons and Moons

share office space ...

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Wrongly deported Kilmar Abrego Garcia returning to U.S. to face criminal charges - Axios

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Just Forget it!

Patti LuPone stuns Broadway as The Apologizer - AV Club

Analysis & Anal Cysts

No way

So they tried

Is China’s Tiandu-1 first to enter resonant Earth-moon orbit? US raises doubts - South China Morning Post

Next, they tried...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

They put up a sign reading

How do you deal with a neighbor stealing?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Hysterias & Posteriors

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Is Melania still angry that she failed as a model? Why is she so cold and hostile? Why did she blame everyone for her actions in her trite book?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Still no good.

Minds and Behinds

Can an astrologer predict that someone is in a physical relationship before marriage?