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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

14.06.2025 01:20

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Everyone loved it.

Catatonics & High Colonics

Does centrifugal force teach us about gravity?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

So, the docs changed it to read

Another attempt resulted in ...

If gays can get married, why can't I marry my dog or a cheeseburger?

Then came..

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

What is the reasoning behind conspiracy theorists claiming that there were multiple shooters involved in the JFK assassination?

Unacceptable again!

Still no good

Analysis & Anal Cysts

What are the top 5 star Michelin restaurants near Pompano Beach, Florida?

Hysterias & Posteriors

No way

Still no good.

Why don't younger men like older women?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

What exactly is female squirting? Is it only urine or a combination of liquids?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Thumbs down again.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Why are German films often so formulaic even though Germany is a European culture? I love them but they follow formula very closely like Hollywood. What are the best German films?

No, not a chance

share office space ...

Just Forget it!

Why do I get bored with porn so quickly? I can watch maybe half a video (5 mins max) and then get bored and do something else. I don't watch porn often, just a teenager. 17.

Next, they tried...

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Minds and Behinds

Is there porn on TikTok?

Nuts and Butts

So they tried

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

In the TV show Supernatural, why is God portrayed as cruel?

No go.

They put up a sign reading

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Why didn't my ex fight for our relationship? He gave up so easily.

Loons and Moons

Freaks and Cheeks

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

How does the narcissist react when he realizes you no longer care?