What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
11.06.2025 06:17

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Nuts and Butts
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No go.
Unacceptable again!
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Another attempt resulted in ...
No, not a chance
Thumbs down again.
—
Still no good
So, the docs changed it to read
Then came..
Everyone loved it.
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Freaks and Cheeks
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Loons and Moons
share office space ...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Just Forget it!
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
No way
So they tried
Next, they tried...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
They put up a sign reading
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Hysterias & Posteriors
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Still no good.
Minds and Behinds
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