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Last Updated: 17.06.2025 04:47

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Minds and Behinds
Then came..
Is Father’s Day getting more respect? Depends on who you ask - AP News
Still no good.
They put up a sign reading
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Why did Trump call Biden and Schumer Palestinians?
So they tried
So, the docs changed it to read
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
What is one thing you've learned from life?
No, not a chance
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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What is the most craziest dream you ever had?
Just Forget it!
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Analysis & Anal Cysts
What are the psychological reasons behind an extreme obsession with another human being?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Thumbs down again.
Loons and Moons
Why don't we hear our own snoring?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Unacceptable again!
share office space ...
Why do our deceased do not protect us from other bad spirits?
No way
Another attempt resulted in ...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Catatonics & High Colonics
Everyone loved it.
Nuts and Butts
Is anyone else losing complete respect for the US at this point?
Hysterias & Posteriors
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Still no good
How do I maintain and care for granite countertops in a coastal climate like Pompano Beach?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Freaks and Cheeks
What does it feel like to "lose your looks" to age?
Next, they tried...
No go.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...