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14.06.2025 01:20

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Catatonics & High Colonics
Does centrifugal force teach us about gravity?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
So, the docs changed it to read
Another attempt resulted in ...
If gays can get married, why can't I marry my dog or a cheeseburger?
Then came..
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Unacceptable again!
Still no good
Analysis & Anal Cysts
What are the top 5 star Michelin restaurants near Pompano Beach, Florida?
Hysterias & Posteriors
No way
Still no good.
Why don't younger men like older women?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
What exactly is female squirting? Is it only urine or a combination of liquids?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Thumbs down again.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No, not a chance
share office space ...
Just Forget it!
Next, they tried...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Minds and Behinds
Nuts and Butts
So they tried
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
In the TV show Supernatural, why is God portrayed as cruel?
No go.
They put up a sign reading
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Why didn't my ex fight for our relationship? He gave up so easily.
Loons and Moons
Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
How does the narcissist react when he realizes you no longer care?